Archive for June, 2008

How bad can it get?

June 17, 2008

I thought it couldn’t get any worse when the hostess wanted to have her party outside on the deck and within a few minutes I got bitten by several mosquitos.

Then I thought it couldn’t get any worse when it started to rain and she still insisted that the party be outside.

Then I thought it couldn’t get any worse when I tasted some awful alcoholic concoction she had made and it was so foul, I had to spit it out when she wasn’t looking.

Then I thought it couldn’t get any worse when 80% of the people at the party smoked throughout.

Then I thought it couldn’t get any worse when a large item on my display toppled over, sending two glass items smashing down onto the cement floor below.

Then I thought it couldn’t get any worse when the 3 year old daughter of one of the guests slipped and fell fully clothed into the swimming pool.

Then I thought it couldn’t get any worse when the lady who booked her own party asked if I would mind sharing it with a jewelry rep.

Rarely have I been so glad to pack up and leave!

This is a busy time of year

June 14, 2008

It’s the end of the school year and a busy time for my hostesses and customers. I had two hostesses postpone this month due to kid activity craziness, and several others who won’t return my calls, probably for the same reason. No parties this week but I did a lot of local deliveries, and have a few promising leads.

However, I did manage to squeeze into a local fair last Saturday at the last minute. There was no cost for the booth, which is a nice situation because you’re not allocating your first $40-$60 of profit towards breaking even. To my delight I sold a couple of heavy, bulky items – I was so thrilled to finally get them out of my basement. I even made a sale to an unshaven burly man with a large slobbery dog – not my typical customer demographic, by a long shot. The worst part of the day was the sweltering heat and lack of breeze. My legs sweated so much, my shorts were soaked and it looked like I had peed my pants! I held a strategically placed catalog in front of my thighs for most of the day after discovering that.

The payoff

June 5, 2008

So you’ll recall my windy, rainy craft fair experience last weekend. Well, someone I met there said she wasn’t able to host a party but she might like to order something, so I gave a catalog. She just emailed me with her order – for over $300 worth of products! So I guess my weather endurance challenge paid off in the end.

A numbers game

June 1, 2008

Number of sales at today’s outdoor craft fair: 4
Number of hours away from home: 7
Number of those hours during which it rained: 5
Number of people willing to give me their email address to follow up on hosting a party: 10
Number of confused elderly men who told me about their WWII experiences: 2
Number of times I called my husband in a 15-minute period to ask him to bring things I’d forgotten: 3
Number of times my husband hung up on me in frustration: 1
Number of items I broke when I tried to adjust my tablecover: 2
Number of scouts who dropped their candy to hold my tent down: 2
Number of times my tent almost blew away today: 100+